He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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