this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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