Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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