Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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