Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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