D3 body, D1 cock
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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