I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Im part way to drunk.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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