Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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