So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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