No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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