you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She's the barista slut.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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