Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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