At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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