Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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