He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Small penises have feelings too.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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