he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
and you fell through a lawn chair
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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