its not stalking. its research.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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