why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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