After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
