They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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