That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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