wakey wakey hands off snakey
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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