is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think we might need a safe word for this...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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