Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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