I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
