I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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