i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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