Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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