its not stalking. its research.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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