glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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