I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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