Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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