Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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