Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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