i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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