I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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