i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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