Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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