Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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