I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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