i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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