My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize