I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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