Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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