Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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