I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize