every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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