well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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