her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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