ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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