is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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