all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
