Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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