there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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