please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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