forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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